![]() 06/20/2016 at 22:20 • Filed to: Fortune Cookie | ![]() | ![]() |
I have a regional meeting in the morning too!
![]() 06/20/2016 at 22:39 |
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I once got a fortune cookie that read, “You’re pretty.”
I don’t know what kind of fortune that foretold, but I happily ate the compliment cookie.
![]() 06/20/2016 at 22:43 |
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I think it is telling you to go hunt vampires.
![]() 06/21/2016 at 00:43 |
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Context suggests you’re to become a vampire hunter. I wonder what the Payscale is.