The Cookie Screwed Me Over

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
06/20/2016 at 22:20 • Filed to: Fortune Cookie

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I have a regional meeting in the morning too!


DISCUSSION (3)


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Wobbles the Mind
06/20/2016 at 22:39

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I once got a fortune cookie that read, “You’re pretty.”

I don’t know what kind of fortune that foretold, but I happily ate the compliment cookie.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Wobbles the Mind
06/20/2016 at 22:43

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I think it is telling you to go hunt vampires.


Kinja'd!!! pImpOfThePerverse > Wobbles the Mind
06/21/2016 at 00:43

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Context suggests you’re to become a vampire hunter. I wonder what the Payscale is.